Über Angry Drunks
There’s this guy, see, named Ogre. He’s as big as an ox and twice as strong. He’s the nicest guy in the world. He’s hanging out at his buddy’s bar with a bunch of his friends for his birthday party. They’re all laughing and singing and partying and having a great time. When all of a sudden, out of nowhere: Crash, Boom, Bang, Smash, Slam, Boom, Crash…it’s like the fourth of July is going off in a garbage can. There are cops all over the place. They bust in all full of piss and vinegar. They grab Ogre, drag him out and throw him in the back of squad car. Bing, Bang, Boom and just like that…they’re gone.
Now, needless to say Ogre’s friends are pissed (in every sense of the word.) Not only are they drunk. Now they’re angry. So, naturally, they have to get him out of custody. That’s where you come in. You have to help Ogre’s friends throw their beverage of choice at the cops and knock them out. You need to take out everyone and everything. That includes dogs, horses, squad cars, monster trucks, you name it. You have to take them out and get Ogre back to that party. Otherwise, it ain’t no Happy Birthday.
So, download and load up. Because Ogre has a pint waiting for him.